Where do I apply to get spit roasted, double penetrated, then bukakked?
I can strangle my enemies with their own red tape
I’m the really fucked up version of Sandy and give people wet dreams.
Fuck you guys I’m Tony Stark
Laying around. Being fat and adorable. Tripping people.
I’m not sure, but I’m pretty confident whatever it is is utterly terrifying.
I’m an immortal
I can use magic.
Im a giant robot that can bring the dead back to life…interesting
[[ I have little guys in my chest who come out and do shit for me. Also, I can read minds and I am official. Heh. Heheheh. ]]
I write and sing.
Im a potato. with grenades.
I can transform into a princess at will.
Auntie's Wooden Leg
Richard Hartley/Martin Short
"Auntie’s Wooden Leg" with Martin Short as the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland (1999). The music was done by Richard Hartley. Thanks to Tippetarius for the album!
DISNEY HOT TOPIC GIVEAWAY!!!!
I had so much fun with my last giveaway I decided to do another!
FIRST PLACE: Choice of any Disney pullover OR dress currently available at hottopic.com (at the time the giveaway ends) OR men’s t-shirt
SECOND PLACE: Choice of any tank top currently available OR men’s T-shirt
THIRD PLACE: Choice of any Disney micro throw OR shoulder bag currently available
FOURTH PLACE: Choice of any Disney wallet OR crossbody bag currently available (not always on the website but they have them at my store!)
FIFTH PLACE: Choice of any five Disney buttons currently available.
- MUST be following me. This is a thank you for all my lovely followers! I will check.
- Reblogs ONLY, likes do not count. Reblog as many times as you want!
- MUST have your ask box OPEN. If you do not respond within three days of me contacting you, I will pick a new winner.
- I WILL ship worldwide!
END DATE: January 1st, at midnight est. time.
I will use random.org to pick the five winners!
Hes a chivalrous dapper gentleman, bitches and whores.
im so fucking wet
i find it kind of hilarious how in the same breath he will call himself a “chivalrous gentleman” and then call women “bitches and whores”
i know nintendontdodrugs basically said just that but i feel it’s worth repeating
calligraphy makes everything romantic tbh
pokeddexy day 6: favorite fighting type
NO CONTEST it’s scrafty because hes so Hood
i didnt like fighting types at all until i saw these guys